Reserve your
certificate.
Each certificate is an engraved share of the machine — and a guaranteed ticket to the $EVERYTHING airdrop. We don't collect wallets by the thousand. Three steps, a real deposit, a public post — so the allocation goes to people, not bots.
A certificate pays three ways.
You're not making a single bet. A certificate is a token allocation, a claim on a growing basket, and a collectible with its own resale price — three separate things, and only one of them has to work.
21,000 $EVERYTHING airdropped to every certificate — 7% of the 1B supply, split evenly across 3,333. Hold it, or sell it. The airdrop alone repays your mint if the token ever reaches ~$103K FDV at any point.
Burn your tokens any time and the contract sends your pro-rata slice of the ten underlying coins — no portal, no counterparty. Every trade is taxed 5%, and roughly 80% of that keeps buying the basket, so what each token redeems for grows as volume flows.
It's an NFT with its own secondary market. You mint at 0.00123 ETH; any certificate refunded at review is re-minted publicly at 0.002 ETH — a reference set above what you paid. Secondary value isn't guaranteed, but it's likely.
Now the math on part one — your 21,000-token airdrop, live:
*Illustrative only — the value your 21,000 tokens would have if $EVERYTHING ever reaches that FDV, at any point after launch. Mint cost is computed live from the ETH price and the full 7% / 3,333 split. Token value can be zero. Nothing here is a promise.
Three steps. Reviewed by hand.
This is a vetting flow, not a form. Each step is a signal we actually check before confirming an allocation.
Post your claim on X.
A public post is the first filter — bots don't put a branded message on a real timeline. We pre-wrote it; one tap posts it from your account.
POST TO X →Tell us who you are.
Drop the X handle you posted from. We review account age, history, and the post itself — real accounts, not day-old egg profiles.
Place your deposit.
Send from the wallet that will hold the certificate. The deposit contract accepts exactly 0.00123 ETH (one certificate) or 0.00246 ETH (two). Any other amount is rejected by the contract and stays in your wallet — you only pay the gas. It pre-pays your mint, so there's zero friction on drop day.
We'd rather have 3,333 owners than 40,000 farmers.
We're raising a fixed amount. When the 4.10 ETH is in, we stop — the contract closes itself. Every deposit is still reviewed by hand before the drop: if an account doesn't hold up, we refund it before the mint, and that wallet simply isn't on the list. No hard feelings, no lock-up. The certificate it would have held isn't lost — it goes to a public mint at 0.002 ETH after the drop, so the collection still reaches all 3,333.
Nothing left to pay. Just claim it.
Target drop: Saturday. The exact block goes out to the whitelist first, on X and here. Miss it and the certificate stays claimable — your allocation doesn't expire because you were asleep.